Agony, Misery, Woe!

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Not a lot of people know this, but I majored in theatre in college. In fact, I briefly starred in my own one-man show.

— Matthew Patel to Knives Chau and Stephen Stills

"Agony, Misery, Woe" was a song written for a one-man show that Matthew Patel starred in at college.

Lyrics[]

Agony!

Misery!

Woe!

Though it's different for each

Always ten steps behind

Always ten steps below

And she's just out of reach...

Agony!

Matthew has videotape of the show, which he plays for Knives and Stephen.
The song is actually "Agony" from the musical "Into The Woods" which ironically stars Anna Kendrick in the film.

Music of Scott Pilgrim Takes Off
Songs	I Feel Fine \| Orange Shirt \| I Will Remember You \| Konya Wa Hurricane \| Emotional Business \| Complicated \| Scott Pilgrim's Precious Little Musical \| Agony, Misery, Woe!
Instrumental Songs	Subspace \| Waiting for The DVD \| Meeting Ramona \| Date \| Ramona’s Apartment \| Gonna Kill Him \| Fond Memories \| Detective Flowers \| Investigation Continues \| Knives & Kim \| Matthew Patel \| Messing With A CEO \| They Dated \| Roxie & Ramona Fight \| And They Were Roommates \| Blame It On The Goose \| Billionaire \| Paparazzi \| Lucas Memories \| Well Well Wells \| Character Assassination \| Goose’s Origin \| Bad Guys \| The How \| The When \| Timewarp \| Virtual Boy Suite \| Yet Another Winter Again \| Future Psych \| Sorry \| Evil Exes Arrival \| Big Bad \| Backup Plan \| He’s You \| Shoelaces (Trailer Version) \| Sonic 3 \| God Only Knows
Bonus Tracks	Neil Console \| Young Neil Gaming \| Walk Home \| Fight \| Limo Music \| Very Soft Evil Dark \| Writer's Block \| In My Kart \| Detective Flowers 2 \| Todd Mystery \| I'm Ramona Flowers \| Sparks \| Todd Flashback \| The Actor \| Envy and Todd Passion Takes \| It's the Twins \| Bad Husband \| We Did It
Promotional and Other Songs	Bloom \| Techno Syndrome \| United States of Whatever \| Ring of Fire \| Scott Pilgrim