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Chapter 1: Dating a High Schooler[]
- Stephen Stills: She seems nice.
- Scott Pilgrim: You think so?
- Stephen: I could go for a high school girlfriend.
- Scott: I highly recommend it.
- Kim Pine: ... Scott, are you evil, or are you really happy?
- Scott: What, like, do I have ulterior motives, or something? Are you asking me if I'm a user?
- Kim: Yeah, okay.
- Scott: I'm offended, Kim.
- Stephen: Wounded, even?
- Scott: Hurt, Kim.
- Kim: Never mind, okay?
Chapter 3: This One Girl[]
- Scott: Hey, what's up?
- Ramona Flowers: Nothing.
- Scott: I like your shoes?
- Ramona: Thanks. I got them in England.
- Scott: They remind me of something, but I can't remember what. Um... am I dreaming
- Ramona: ...
- Scott: I'll leave you alone forever now.
- Ramona: Thanks.
- AND THEN HE STALKED HER UNTIL SHE LEFT THE PARTY.
- Scott: Dude, I'm totally not dreaming!
- Neil Nordegraf: W-what?
- Scott: Dude, she's totally real!
- Neil: Who?