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- Scott Pilgrim: Hey.
- Ramona Flowers: Hi.
- Scott: You know Sonic the Hedgehog? You probably know this, but in the early 90s, there were two different Sonic cartoons airing at the same time. One was dark and dramatic, the other was a hilarious comedy about chili dogs. And the same guy played Sonic in both shows! Isn't that wild? The same guys playing two different versions of the same guy?... Maybe you didn't watch cartoons, or you're not into chili dogs...
- Ramona: They're okay. I mostly watched older stuff when I was a kid. You know, Columbo reruns...
- Scott: Reruns, cool, got it. ...Are you real?
- Ramona: Did you just ask me if I was real??
- Scott: Uh, no! I was talking to someone else! Bye!
- Scott: Wallace, quick! What movie should I rent?
- Wallace: You're banned from No-Account Video. You owe, like, a gajillion dollars in late fees.
- Scott: Not the rental place. I'm using the World Wide Web. What should I rent?
- Wallace: Hmm. Something starring a hot guy.
- Scott: I think I need the name of a hot guy.
- Wallace: Hmm, fine. Um, Lucas Lee. Best chest in the business.
- Scott: Hmm, Action Doctor, Let's Hope There's A Heaven, Thrilled To Be Here. Ooh, The Game is Over 2! It's over a second time! That sounds fun.
- Wallace: Uh... Are you waiting for the DVD? It's gonna take a bit. How long could it take?
- Scott: Why are you just standing there?
- Ramona: Dude, I was waiting on you.
- Scott: Who are you exactly, and why are we fighting?
- Matthew Patel: Uh, aren't you Scott Pilgrim?
- Scott: Depends who's asking.
- Matthew: It is I...Matthew Patel, Ramona's first evil ex-boyfriend.