Do you want to go out sometime? Do you - I think we should date.
— Scott, to Ramona asking her out on a date,
Hey, why are you just standing there?
— Scott, to Ramona as they meet on their first date.
Volume 2[]
But you...you're...DOUBLE STANDARD!! These are dirty lies! Dirty ones!
— Scott to Wallace
You suck, surprising no one! If bad was a boot, you'd fit it! You're a stupid poo-poo head! I had sexual relations with your mother! Your mother was not that good in bed! You, sir, ae a wretched soul! I am rubber, you are glue!