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Chapter 6: The New Kid[]
- Lisa Miller: What are you in for?
- Scott Pilgrim: I got into a fight...an awesome fight.
- Lisa: Did you win?
- Scott: Uhhh, not really.
- Lisa: Well, at least you're honest, are you new?
- Scott: Yeah.
- Lisa: Me too. I'm Lisa.
- Scott: Scott Pilgrim.
- Lisa: How long have you been here?
- Scott: Fifteen minutes.
- Lisa: And you already got beat up? You must be totally great, we should be friends.
- Scott: Yeah?
- Lisa: Uh-huh
Chapter 7: Dating a High Schooler, Part II[]
- Wallace Wells: It may live in infamy. You have to break up with Knives tonight. You have to. Okay?
- Scott: But...but...it's HARD!
- Wallace: If you don't do it, I'm going to tell Ramona all about Knives. First thing when she walks in the door. I swear to god, Scott.
- Scott: But you...you're...DOUBLE STANDARD!! These are dirty lies! Dirty ones!
- Wallace: Oh and I'm having a friend over tonight, so don't come home.
- Scott: Wait!! What?? We ARE home! This is our stop!
- Wallace: See you tomorrow, Scott
- Scott: YOU SUCK, SURPRISING NO-ONE!!!! If bad was a boot, you'd fit it!!!!
Chapter 8: The Late Scott Pilgrim[]
- Kim Pine: Hooray, it's Scott Pilgrim. Cue applause!
- Scott: Oh, cool, you still work here... So I have to rent - um - I have a list. Hang on.
- Kim: What are you even doing here? You know about the universal ban on you guys' accounts.
- Scott: What? Why?
- Kim: Um... let's see... over $1,000 in late fees between you and Stills?
- Scott: I thought you erased all of that!
- Wallace: Yeah, right! Like I'm worth a thousand dollars to this place!
Chapter 9: As Long As The Road Lacks Perspective[]
- Scott: No, I know. Gordon Downie is a totally sweet genius.
- Stephen Stills: Listen to this part right here!
- Scott: He's a genius.
- Stephen: He's such a genius.
- Ramona Flowers: Who's a genius?
- Scott: Gord Downie. It's his solo album.
- Stephen: He has two.
- Ramona: Who's that?
- Young Neil: The guy from the Tragically Hip.
- Ramona: Ewww, what?
Chapter 10: Nothing's Ever Over[]
- Scott: Urgghl.
- Wallace: Are you okay? Are you sick? Food poisoning?
- Scott: ...
- Wallace: Was your poop a weird colour? Like, uhh...grey?
- Scott: ...
- Wallace: Umm... did you find out about how I accidentally saved over your game in Final Fantasy? No, last time that happened you were totally crying, so...
- Scott: ...
- Wallace: Oh geez, did Ramona dump you? I'm so sorry -
- Scott: N n n
- Wallace: No?
- Scott: E n n n n n
- Wallace: En... Envy? Envy called?....
- Wallace: Shit.
Chapter 11: Things Keep Happening[]
- Scott: I have some bad news
- Kim: What, you broke up with your new girlfriend, but soon we'll meet your new new girlfriend?
- Scott: No, uh... Envy Adams asked us to play a show. We have to go meet her tomorrow and talk about it. Or whatever.
- Stephen: That's bad news?? That's GREAT NEWS!!
- Kim: Your ex-girlfriend?
- Stephen: We're gonna open for them? They're known. We could get known!!
- Scott: Yeah, at Lee's Palace
- Kim: I saw her on the cover of NOW.
- Stephen: I've seen all my favourite bands play there!!
- Scott: I used to see a lot of shows there.
- Kim: She's pretty.
- Stephen: WE SUCK!! OH MY GOD!! We're so bad!! We can't play this show!
- Scott: We...we don't suck. I mean... I guess...
- Kim: We do kind of suck kind of badly.
- Stephen: Call her and cancel, okay?? Seriously.