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The skirmish at 4 was a battle fought between, Roxie Richter, Ramona Flowers, and Scott Pilgrim.
History[]
Whilst complaining about how his whole crusade against the League of Evil Exes was affecting him, Roxie Richter teleported out of nowhere and knocked Scott's head against the table, causing him to fall to the floor. Scott looked up and recognized Roxie from their earlier encounter. Ramona immediately recognized her. Scott asked Ramona if she knew Roxie. Roxie explained that she does, but Scott doesn't seem to grasp what she's talking about. When Roxie asked Ramona if Scott "really didn't know", Ramona gave Scott a suggestive glance. A dial in Scott's head turned from "NO CLUE" to "GETS IT". Scott immediately pieces together that Roxie is Ramona's fourth Evil ex. Ramona commented how their relationship was "just a phase" and it "meant nothing", which angered Roxie. As soon as Ramona said that she was just "a little bi-curious", Roxie reacted, calling herself "a little bi-furious". Roxie prepared to strike Scott, but Ramona blocked her and threw her back. Roxie told her Ramona to back off, telling her that if Gideon couldn't have, then no one else could either. Ramona commented that maybe Gideon should come to Toronto, before she kicks her out. Preparing to fight, Roxie grabs her chain-whip and Ramona pulls her Large Hammer out of her Subspace Suitcase.
Roxie charged towards Ramona, swinging her whip. Ramona was quick to block her attacks with her hammer and dodge her whip. Roxie attempted to hit her again, destroying the club's disco ball in the process. Ramona takes advantage of her momentary distraction and attempts to strike her, but Roxie teleports herself behind Ramona and kept swinging her whip. Scott asked Wallace to clarify whether or not this fight was real, which he did, telling Ramona to "kick her [Roxie] in the balls". Roxie attempted another swing, but Ramona ducked under the whip and blocked it with the hammer. Ramona used the hammer to flip herself and jump over Roxie, just as she swung her whip again. Ramona attempted to attack Roxie, but she dodged the attacked and swung her whip at her. Ramona dodged again, and blocked with her hammer. Roxie spun her whip, and deliberately stepped on it, before swinging it up. Ramona blocked the blow as Roxie kept swinging wildly. Ramona attempted to attack Roxie once more, but once again, Roxie teleported and used a sudden attack to grab Ramona's hammer with her whip. Roxie told Ramona that she will send her back to Gideon in a thousand pieces, before using her whip to throw her hammer out of the club. Roxie laughed in delight, but Ramona sent her to the ground with a high kick. In response to what she said, Ramona told Roxie that she'd rather she be dead instead of being with Gideon, calling him a creep and her a bitch, commenting how they deserve each other. Roxie tells Ramona that this is "a League game", thus Scott has to be the one to defeat her instead. Scott refuses to fight Roxie, citing how he doesn't like to hit girls.
Ramona commented that Scott didn't have a choice, before grabbing him using her hands and legs to control him. As they kept dodging and blocking her attacks, Roxie told Scott to stop depending on Ramona to fight his battles and fight his own battles himself, before teleporting. Roxie teleports between them, pushing them away from each other, before teleporting in front of Scott and punching him into the ceiling. Scott falls down, Roxie commenting how "every Pilgrim reaches the end of his journey; some sooner than others!", before swinging her leg up to kill Scott. Roxie boasted to Ramona that Scott was about to lose the fight. As Roxie brought her leg down, Ramona told Scott that Roxie's weakness is the back of her knees. When Scott asked how that worked, Ramona started to tell him that it had something to do with how they made out, but Scott, too disgusted to know the story, simply poked the back of Roxie's knee. As soon as he does, a wave of pleasure washes over Roxie. Before she explodes in pleasure, Roxie tells Scott that he would never be able to do this to Ramona. Roxie explodes in 4000 dollars worth in cash.
Trivia[]
- Unlike the comics, Ramona defends against Roxie using her Large Hammer, instead of her Titanium Baseball Bat. The same goes for their fight in Scott Pilgrim Takes Off.