Stephen Stills/Quotes

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These are a list of quotes said by Stephen Stills.

Scott Pilgrim graphic novels

Volume 1

What the hell are you making this poor girl say Scott? — Stephen scolding Scott as he introduces Knives to him.

She seems nice. — Stephen, to Scott after meeting Knives.

Okay, as you know, we're playing a show tomorrow with Crash and the Boys. — Stephen, to his bandmates in a meeting.

Volume 2

How could it be Julie's fault? What do you have against Julie? — Stephen, to Scott after he insults Julie.

You can serve it as is or bake it in the oven for a few minutes to crisp it up on top. A salad on the side would be health conscious, but we only have so much energy for this. — Stephen on making a vegan shepherd's pie.

Hey kids, now you can cook along from home and impress your vegan relatives. If you're under 23, ask a grown up to help out. — Stephen, to his friends as he prepares to cook dinner.

Volume 3

Hold on, stop. Do we suck? DO WE? WE DO! — Stephen, anxiously to Ramona as Sex Bob-omb perform.

You're a damn fine woman, Kim. Damn fine. — Stephen, to Kim after she reveals she is dating.

Do you remember the fight you had on New Year's? — Stephen, to Scott talking about how Envy brutally dumped him.

Volume 4

Maybe Knives is throwing up, and Kim is, uh, dealing with it. — Stephen, to Julie.

Scott! Are you going to work? Do you have what it takes to be a serious dishwasher? Maybe the best dishwasher there ever was? — Stephen, to Scott after he seeks a job.

Scott, if your life had a face, I would punch it in the balls, seriously. — Stephen insults Scott at work.

Volume 5

There's a ton of free food right over there. — Stephen tells Scott that there is a "ton of free food" when he doesn't get a prize.

We're a band, aren't we? — Stephen, to Kim talking about the band.

I'm right here. Get up. — Stephen waking Scott up after he stays with him.

Volume 6

You would maybe have to be awake during daylight hours in order to have a successful career though. — Stephen, to Scott when he visits his new apartment.

...Whatever. They ordered dinner at 10:55. They're getting a salad. — Stephen, to Scott after he is promoted to prep cook.

Okay, yeah, I guess I'm gay, I realized I like dudes. — Stephen, telling Scott that he is gay.

World

How are we supposed to follow this? We're not gonna win, We're not going to sign with G-Man, We'll never play opening night at the Chaos Theatre GOD DAMN IT, SCOTT. WILL YOU PLEASE STOP JUST STANDING THERE? YOU’RE FREAKING ME OUT! — Stephen, during the song We Hate You, Please Die

A gig is a gig is a gig is a gig. — Stephen to Scott.

Scott Pilgrim Takes Off

Can I get a witness? — Stephen, finishing Knives singing