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Straight Wallace is an unnamed actor hired to play Wallace Wells in the alternate reality movie adaptation of Scott Pilgrim's Precious Little Life.
History[]
Straight Wallace first appears as Ramona leaves Lucas Lee's trailer. He makes a pass at her, and she quickly asks if he is trying to hit on her. Hearing this, he replies with "Maybe I am and maybe I am!". Ramona is disgusted, rejects his advances and skates off. As she skates off, he stares at her butt, before smiling to himself.
The real Wallace Wells arrives on set, hearing that Straight Wallace was not gay like him, so he wanted to see his performance up close. A scene with him and Lucas begins shooting. In the scene (which perfectly mirrors that start of the first episode of the show), Lucas wakes up after dreaming about Ramona. He tells Straight Wallace all about the dream, who dismisses it, saying he cares even less than when he first told him. After shooting, he asks Wallace for any notes and if his performance was "gay enough". Wallace requested that he go back in time to ensure that he never auditions for this part. This remark attracts the attention of the film's director, Edgar Wrong. Wallace introduces himself, and Edgar, impressed by his introduction, immediately recasts the role to him, whilst Straight Wallace is escorted offset.
Straight Wallace would later become one of Wallace's stunt doubles. When Wallace and Envy got into a feud over Todd Ingram, they pitted their stunt doubles against each other, meaning that he and his fellow stunt doubles had to fight Envy's single stunt double, Ramona Flowers. Wallace kept criticizing their fighting, while Straight Wallace got his ass handed to him by Ramona. When Ramona asked why he became a stunt double, he told her that she made the same career choice, but she told him that she had her own reasons for doing so. When Wallace's criticism became too much, the stunt doubles, sick of his verbal abuse, left in tears.
He later appears at the end of the show, watching Scott Pilgrim's Precious Little Musical.
