Coincidences.
Okay, so.
There is this girl I am seriously interested in.
She happens the have a number of evil ex-boyfriends. Pardon me, exes, not just boyfriends.
She used to be quite a bitch but is not interested in being a bitch anymore.
Her hair is occasionally blue and purple and she is pretty awesome.
So, anyway. Me and a friend went to this gig tonight to see that band that is getting relatively popular; they played on Letterman's show recently, which is a big deal for a bunch of guys who are used to 100-200 people at their shows.
And there there was that one guy. The bass player. Who happens to be one of the evil exes. He was also blond and was wearing a white shirt.
After the gig was over me and my friend went backstage to see their tour manager, who …