These are a list of quotes said by Wallace Wells.
Scott Pilgrim graphic novels[]
Volume 1[]
 Does this mean we have to stop sleeping together? 
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| — Wallace, to Scott after he is told about him dating Knives.
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Guess who's DRUUUUNK! 
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| — Wallace Wells
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| Okay, what exactly are you planning to do on this website you know absolutely nothing about? Are you struck with the sudden urge to read?
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| — Wallace, to Scott asking why he is looking to rent a DVD.
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| IS THAT GIRL A BOY TOO?!?
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| — Wallace, to Lucas "Crash" Wilson at Club Rockit.
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Volume 2[]
Volume 3[]
Volume 4[]
Volume 5[]
Volume 6[]
Scott Pilgrim vs. the World[]
| Watch out! It's that one guy.
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| — Wallace, to Scott during his fight with Matthew Patel.
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| Scott! Evil ex! Fight.
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| — Wallace, to Scott during his fight with Lucas Lee.
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| If you want something bad, you have to fight for it. Step up your game, Scott. Break out the L-word.
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| — Wallace encourages Scott to confess his love to Ramona
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| Uh, you know what...he just left.
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| — Wallace tries to distract Knives as Scott escapes the apartment.
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| Forget what I said. Finish him.
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| — Wallace encourages Scott to defeat Gideon.
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Scott Pilgrim Takes Off[]
Scott Pilgrim's Precious Little Life[]
| I didn't care the first time you told me. Care even less now.
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| — Wallace, to Scott after he is told by him about his dream of Ramona.
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| Knives thinks you are, and Knives is an angel, you need to end it, immediately.
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| — Wallace, to Scott after his first date with Ramona.
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A League of Their Own[]
| Well, I always liked wearing black. This is as good an excuse as any. Love the new hair.
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| — Wallace, to Ramona at Scott Pilgrim's Funeral.
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Ramona Rents a Video[]
| Trippy! Well if you see him, tell him I changed the locks...and if you see me, remind me to change the locks!
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| — Wallace, to Ramona after she tells Wallace that Scott is alive.
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| For others, we'll see. The future is a mystery.
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| — Wallace, to Ramona after she asks him if his "sugar daddy" days were over.
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Whatever[]
| I heard they hired a notorious heterosexual to play me. Needed to see this debacle up close.
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| — Wallace, to Ramona on set.
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| Uh, yeah. How about you build a time machine, go back in time, and never audition for this part in the first place.
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| — Wallace, to Straight Wallace on set.
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| I'm Wallace Wells.
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| — Wallace, to Edgar Wrong after he impresses him.
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Lights. Camera. Sparks!?[]
| I decided the only thing better than being me, was getting paid to be me. Why be Wallace Wells for free?
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| — Wallace, to the Documentary Interviewer.
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| Todd, buddy, this was just an on-set fling. When the movie ends, so does the relationship. Tale as old as time.
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| — Wallace, to Todd about their onset fling being temporary.
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| It's in my contract. Get a better lawyer, baby.
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| — Wallace, to Envy Adams about his stunt doubles.
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